Kaptain asshat's definitions

Urban dictionary

An online dictionary mostly made up of public definition's. Often times definitions are obnoxious and dangerously truthful.

Did you read the definition for long dick style on urban dictionary!? It was explicit!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

Urban dictionary

An online dictionary mostly made up of public definition's. Often times definitions are obnoxious and dangerously truthful.

Did you read the definition for long dick style on urban dictionary!? It was explicit!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

Urban dictionary

An online website consistent of seemingly offensive words defined by buttfucking artards and incest cunts who think they're knowledgeable, such as myself.

Have you read the definition of Donald trump on Urban dictionary yet?

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

Mirror that

Somewhat of a millennial twang on the other infamous response "Same here".

Michelle: Yo

Jack: Yea wassup?

Michelle: I love your face dude, where you been?

Jack: Mirror that brah. Been busy working at my new job!

by Kaptain asshat September 17, 2017

Stankmuffin

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.

-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!

by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016