Kapitän 's definitions

Anti-vax

A mental illness where a person without reason or neurological processes thinks vaccinations cause autism

Yo, to everyone who won’t get the COVID vaccine, you suck, and your new name is anti-vax

by Kapitän December 22, 2020

Whale

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Vitamin D

The need for dick/penis/meat

Hey Dr. Dave! I’m low on vitamin D, how bout you treat me for it
Dr. Dave: well I’ll whip out some quality D

by Kapitän November 22, 2020

Urban dictionary

The perfect place where I can freely be an asshole

Yo bro, I use urban dictionary to be an asshole

by Kapitän March 5, 2021