18 definitions by Kapitän
by Kapitän March 6, 2021
A human with a severe mental illness, identified by the persistent spewing of patriarchy bullshit. In its later forms the person takes on a marine mammal form (typically a whale) and swims to the aquatic land of stupidity.
by Kapitän December 23, 2020
A modern marine biologist who specializes in the identification, containment, and elimination of humpback whales
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by Kapitän November 28, 2020
by Kapitän February 28, 2021