Definitions by Kanye west stole my balls

Anal tension 

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.

I relieved my anal tension today

Anal tension by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

Testicitis 

The fracturing of ur testicular membrane when a person kicks u in the balls with the pain equivalent to getting circumscised

I think I have testicitis

Testicitis by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018

cum bladder

The ability to store semen in d urinal tract for 30 days upon which d semen drys up . Preventing a person from using his penis

I think I have cum bladder

cum bladder by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018