Kanye West For President's definitions

Kanye

The greatest artist/celebrity oat compared to any other celeb or artist

Any person with a taste in music:Kanye is a mastermind and Shakespeare weeps in the presence of this man. Just listen to his magnum opus “MBDTF”
Random B.A.N: no he’s not he’s buns bro king von clears
Any person with a taste in music: fuck you little uncultured swine

by Kanye West For President October 8, 2025

Awesome Sauce

A substance made from unicorns when they shoot rainbow lasers out of the sky and it bounces off of every single star in the entire universe and then when it hits Neptune it gets crushed by the pressure and turns into diamonds then it gets shipped to a Ylang- Ylang farm and crushed into the scent and then mixed with Kanye’s armpit sweat and mixed with the head of Forky from Toy Story 4 and there you have it, awesome sauce.

I love drinking awesome sauce.

by Kanye West For President November 3, 2025

Puberty

It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.

Hey John did you hit puberty yet? You’re pretty tall!

YeAHH!CanT yOU tell

by Kanye West For President October 25, 2025

Transgender

A mental disorder Im which a person wants to be different and edgy and is usually chopped asf and if it’s a woman to male, they probably looked like a man anyway

“Did you see that transgender lady on tv!”
“You mean MALE that doesn’t get any play so they turned into a woman”

by Kanye West For President October 23, 2025