12 definitions by Kamikaze Devil Bitch
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
1) A word used to describe someone who would have sex with someone older or younger than them willingly or someone who would have intercourse with their own mother as they have had a lack of relationships and sex.
2) It can also be used as a casual insult and is often used in songs, mainly in the genre of rap
It can have a suffix added to it
See motherfucking
It can be plural
See motherfuckers
It can be a verb
See motherfuck
2) It can also be used as a casual insult and is often used in songs, mainly in the genre of rap
It can have a suffix added to it
See motherfucking
It can be plural
See motherfuckers
It can be a verb
See motherfuck
1) Sean : Did you know that Tim still hasn't had sex yet ?
Arlo : He's 36 !
Sean : Yeah, he's so desperate he'd motherfuck
Arlo : He probably has , bet he's a motherfucker
2) Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim
Arlo : Yeah, she's a right motherfucker
Arlo : He's 36 !
Sean : Yeah, he's so desperate he'd motherfuck
Arlo : He probably has , bet he's a motherfucker
2) Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim
Arlo : Yeah, she's a right motherfucker
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
1) A word used to describe someone who would have sex with someone older or younger than them willingly or someone who would have intercourse with their own mother as they have had a lack of relationships and sex.
2) It can also be used as a casual insult and is often used in songs, mainly in the genre of rap
It can have a suffix added to it
See motherfucking
It can be plural
See motherfuckers
It can be a verb
See motherfuck
2) It can also be used as a casual insult and is often used in songs, mainly in the genre of rap
It can have a suffix added to it
See motherfucking
It can be plural
See motherfuckers
It can be a verb
See motherfuck
1) Sean : Did you know that Tim still hasn't had sex yet ?
Arlo : He's 36 !
Sean : Yeah, he's so desperate he'd motherfuck
Arlo : He probably has , bet he's a motherfucker
2) Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim
Arlo : Yeah, she's a right motherfucker
Arlo : He's 36 !
Sean : Yeah, he's so desperate he'd motherfuck
Arlo : He probably has , bet he's a motherfucker
2) Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim
Arlo : Yeah, she's a right motherfucker
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
A gaysian is a slang term for a gay Asian. They have a slang term because in most Asian countries being gay is looked down upon or even considered a crime, meaning they are much rarer then gay people of other nationalities.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020