A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 05, 2020
A slap where instead of hitting with the palm you hit with the back of your hand. It is significantly more painful but has a risk of breaking your knuckles if you do it.
Verb : Backhanded
Verb : Backhanded
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
EDM stands for electronic dance music. It is very similar, if not the same, as techno. It is more than often wordless and is either hated or loved by people. It is a rather repetitive genre of music and is often used in games. Two of the most famous EDM artists are Calvin Harris and the Fat Rat.
Tim : Don't you love EDM ? Here, listen to Unity by the Fat Rat.
Sean : Fuck off with your EDM shit
Dylan : Let me listen, I like EDM
Sean : Fuck off with your EDM shit
Dylan : Let me listen, I like EDM
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
A gaysian is a slang term for a gay Asian. They have a slang term because in most Asian countries being gay is looked down upon or even considered a crime, meaning they are much rarer then gay people of other nationalities.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020