spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

by KWB March 14, 2005

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

butt pickle

1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person

"Hey, butt pickle, shut yer yapper before I stick my foot up yer poop chute."

by KWB March 14, 2005