Definitions by KRiver

Rusty Snowplow 

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.

After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.

Rusty Snowplow by KRiver January 8, 2017

Rusty Snowplow 

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....

After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.

Rusty Snowplow by KRiver January 8, 2017

newborn kitten 

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

newborn kitten by KRiver February 6, 2015