10 definitions by KRiver

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 7, 2015

Suck It.

An informal greeting or goodbye, similar to, “Aloha”.

Today Dawson told me to, Suck It. after happy hour.

by KRiver September 28, 2018

Chuff Lock

Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.

Today in gym class, Coach Dawson put me in a Chuff Lock....

by KRiver September 16, 2018