An embarrassing maneuver that can happen when your parents make you go to a Labor Day BBQ at your uncle Jimmys doublewide complex in “the country”, your cousins convince you to try a backflip on their $189 Sams Club trampoline, Resulting in a upside down faceplant so hard that your spine curves up like a scorpions tail and your heels hit you in the back of the head.
by KRiver September 04, 2019
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Jacob took his Friendoworker out for pizza on their lunch break today for a meeting with “benefits”.
by KRiver September 26, 2019
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After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver January 08, 2017
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