K Wheezle's definitions

finger seizure

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

What the F?

Partially extended version of wtf. Carries same meaning and was created for use in the presence of those unfamiliar with wtf.

Person 1: Hey, Adam said he needs to borrow your TV again.
Person 2: What the F!? That's the the third time this month!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

Ftard

(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.

Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

Nor've I

1)Contraction for "Nor have I" Usually used to express negative accord conversationally.

2) Fictional inhabitants of of Celardor

1) Person 1: Have you filed your taxes yet?
Person 2: No, not yet.
Person 3: Nor've I.

2) The Nor'veI reside in the twin cities of Alagasco and Tennegasco deep within the heart of Celardor.

by K Wheezle May 26, 2004

Bluh-kyaq!

Onomatopoeic interjection used to describe something unexpected (particularly of unusual size or swiftness) appearing in close proximity, particularly to one's face

Man, I turned around and your sunglasses were like "Bluh-kyack!" all up in ma face.

Person 1: Man! I can't believe you just slapped me like that!
Person 2: Bluh-kyack!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

G.D. points

What one accrues each time they blaspheme.

Then she started cussng Drew out hardcore; she totally racked up some G.D. points.

by K Wheezle May 26, 2004

The F word

euphamism for "Fuck"

I can't believe he said the F word on national television.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004