Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Justin Was Here

Arkansas leash

The umbilical cord in Arkansas. It can not be cut and used to control the baby.

She went to the kicthen and all the sudden had her 19th baby. Quick catch it,its a fast one. Wait I have an Arkansas leash. Come back here Jebadiah

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The name given to an abortion, when one uses a coathanger and sticks it inside the vagina to abort the baby.

Cletus gave his wife Rebecca an Arkansas Omlet after a sex filled weekend up in th mountains in their travel trailor.

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Another name given to a dildo. Usually pink. Long and skinny with a big tip on it.

With a swish of her fairy wand, all her wet dreams came true.

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Name given to a large purple dildo that one wields to slay pussy.

She slayed the evil pussy with her purple sword.

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