Definitions by Justin Merk

mars volta 

The best and most original band in the world. This band does not fall under any category of music. They are their own stuff. The music they make is so fucking crazy it makes you want to jiz your pants. After the break up of the band At the Drive-in, mars volta was born. And what a wonderful thing that was.

-Hey bud, whats that stain on your pants?
-Oh shit, I must of been listening to Mars Volta.

mars volta by Justin Merk January 20, 2004

hainus 

An adjective that describes how kickass something is. Something that is hot shit or even a hot cake can also be identified as hainus. People who are hainus are people who kickass.

-dude your mom is hot
-so, yours is hainus!
-oohh....

hainus by Justin Merk January 20, 2004

tiphanee

See wicked, super cool, mad hot, hainus, and kickass.

Its a plane! Its a super woman! NO, It's Tiphanee!

tiphanee by Justin Merk January 20, 2004