Justin E.'s definitions

bad mohawk

A mohawk that is cut down to the head and has about a half inch of hair in the mohawk form but you can't gel it up or even put it in liberty spikes. Usually rednecks get them f they are in ROTC.

Hey Rick had a bad mohawk, like those rednecks. And I heard he's into fat chicks too.

by Justin E. May 3, 2008

chalky balls

When your balls get "chakly" and they kind of stick together, usually during a warm/hot time of the day, and then you have to ""adjust. Usually when wearing some sort of shorts or baggy pants.

Dude, these chalky balls are so tempting to fix, but that hot chick is staring right at me.

by Justin E. May 5, 2008

fartopolis

When a bunch of people (usually guys) are in a room and then they fart periodically during this "hang out" session.

Guy 1: Dude, this plays smells like a fartopolis.

Guy 2: Yeah and it kind of smells like one of Rick's fat chick's vagina.

by Justin E. May 4, 2008