Just a person procrastinating 's definitions

Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Cheeto without the cheese

How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.

A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Heritage test

A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.

After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021