Heritage test

A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.
After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.
by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021
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Cheeto without the cheese

How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.
A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe
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Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.
A huge spider web is also called future anxiety
by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021
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tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.
Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.
by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021
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