Just Some Fucking Lettuce's definitions

xenophyte

A plant evolved for life in desert-like conditions.

Bio teacher: give us an example of a xenophyte, Tyler.

Tyler: CACTUS, YO

by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018

Depression

A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.

I hAVe criPpLinG depression

Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.

by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018