Definitions by Junkyard Dog

Mastodon 

Used to proclaim oneself as being totally manly, usually after having performed an amazing feat.

"Did you see that goal, I'm a total mastodon!!"

Mastodon by Junkyard Dog July 1, 2004

honkin' on bo-bo

the phrase "honkin' on bo-bo" comes from the fagotino mythologist, Miguel Rina Aldo and means to stroke the pee pee for pleasure, which Miguel does so very frequently.

Hey Mikey, quit honkin' on bo-bo with JJ during work hours you f-n sick freak!!!

honkin' on bo-bo by Junkyard Dog May 18, 2004