Jung Gouda's definitions

Swan's neck

When your girl has an extremely juicy pussy and you slightly overdo eating the cat and the morning after your neck is stiff and painful.

Example 1:
Dad: "Look at me, boy! You've been eating the cat again, haven't you?"
You: "No, dad, you trippin!"
Dad: "Don't lie to me! Where did you get that Swan's neck then?
You: "Damn, you got me there, old man."

Example 2:
Doctor: "Can't you move your head at all?"
Patient: "No, Doc, I'm telling you, it's Swan's neck."
Doctor: "Well, that must have been one juicy pussy then."

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019

Kaljulaid

When a girl leaves the room just before the guy starts to ejaculate and then returns right after the guy is finished.
The girl might also be wearing a sweatshirt.

It refers to the Estonian President Kersti Kaljulaid who left the Parliament during the inauguration of a controversial minister and then returned the Parliament later on.

Matt: "Hey man, I heard you broke up with Liza."
Tim: "Yeah, that bitch gave me a Kaljulaid so I had to dump her."
Matt: "She deserved that!"

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019

Wire Brush

When a guy shaves his pubic hair and after a few days it becomes a scratchy stubble.

For a guy it's not a big deal but when having intercourse with a female for her vagg it allegedly feels like a wire brush.

Male: "Whoa, what the... You told me you weren't on your period!?"
Female: "But I'm not, what's wrong?"
Male: "There's blood on my cock!"
Female: "Oh, don't worry, it's just your Wire Brush."

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019

Dreadlocks

When a guy jizzes all over his partner and it also gets into the hair but it's never cleaned up. After a while it dries up and becomes dreadlocks.

Lucy: "Hey Angelica, I see you have gotten deadlocks, I thought you hated dreadlocks?"
Angelica: "Ughh, my boyfriend jizzed in my hair last night and didn't tell me, so it dried up and now it's deadlocks."
Lucy: "He's such an asshole!"

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019