Jumpingchaos's definitions

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo I.D. check

When you lose your I.D . And bring the popo with you too the pawn shop to hock your girl friends speakers

I had the popo I.D. check at the pawn shop today. Had them vouch for my identity as I hocked his sister's speakers

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

popo so cute

When you sorority sisters try to intimidate you by sending their family members who are police officers to harass you

Those girls at it again. Now I can sue metro police department as well. Those popo so cute

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

pussy rhythm

When a dude can't dance or catch the songs stupid beat, however....

I can't dance a jig 😉, but I got that pussy rhythm she can't stop drunk dialing me for

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

unilateral disarmament

A myth brought to you by your government

They offered unilateral disarmament. So we nuked the dumb chickens who wants chicken wings

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

national public radio

The lefts answer to Fox news

Does God really listen to national public radio? Hell nah, he has forsaken then for being so thirsty

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

knpr

The place where all things are light. And wear loafers. Penny loafers. And tweed. And have ads from places like dicks dinner and lips lounge for vegans

I have to find a new radio news station. Knpr is turning into the ru Paul of left wing journalism

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024