When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009