Definitions by Julie Collins, Mathematician

Lamé

you have a boner and your lame

you are major lamé

Lamé by Julie Collins, Mathematician March 18, 2019

Marmalube 

The act of using orange paste and potentially semen as a lubricant for the penis, typically a small one"

Don't use too much marnalube
He applied the marmalube erotically

Marmalube by Julie Collins, Mathematician September 23, 2018