Julia's Gay friend's definitions

Simon says

the rituals wherein the parishoners sit, stand, and kneel at different times of a mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says bullshit.

by Julia's Gay Friend March 28, 2005

Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

bug

to deny something, mostly a fact, assumption, or blanket statement.

Don't bug, boo. You know you want me.

by Julia's Gay Friend May 13, 2005

Bair

another word for sexy or hot

"Hot damn, he's so bair."

by Julia's gay friend March 14, 2005