unwhoretunate

When a person or situation had the potential of involving massive whoredom but sadly falls short due to unforeseen circumstances and events.
It was quite unwhoretunate that her kid just walked into her room during my sloppy toppy.

Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.
by Juanathan Blaze December 25, 2023
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unwhoretunate

When a situation, something or someone has the potential to be a whore but the subject unluckily or unexplainably come short of becoming a potential whore.
The fact Amber didn't want to try ass to mouth last night is quite unwhoretunate.

Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.
by Juanathan Blaze December 22, 2023
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Cucketry

Everything involving the thoughts and actions of a humongous cock eating cuck.
Juan could never be involved in any form of cucketry. Marty, on the other hand, has captured himself in the very essence of it.
by Juanathan Blaze January 22, 2021
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