Definitions by Joyce Jamesson

wet walnut

the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)

Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.

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the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

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