3 definitions by Joshua P. Oleander
A Huntavos is a legendary Mexican Freedom Fighter. Though to have accomplished much, he actually did very little in restoring Mexico's or his own independence. A Huntavos is also known to smell of old gravy and salsa, mixed together.
by Joshua P. Oleander May 3, 2011
A Roman Warrior living in modern times. Ryannas often ride their mother's bike to collect tasty YooHoo treats that often give them explosive diarrhea. It is Turkish folklore that if a Huntavos and a Ryanna come into contact, the world can end in the time it takes to watch an episode of Full House.
by Joshua P. Oleander May 3, 2011
A McMorgan is one of the sweatier mammals of our day. McMorgans are known to repeatedly lift heavy objects over their head, for no reason. The usual attire of a McMorgan is something sweaty, often a raggedy Packers shirt, soiled with a cheese product. A McMorgan can, will, and may imitate a tornado at any given time. This is when a McMorgan is most dangerous. They like making purses too.
At Sonic the other day, I saw what I believed to be a McMorgan lifting his car over his head to prove that if he didn't receive his Breakfast Toaster in a timely manner, he possessed the ability to make everyone's day a little worse. I immediately offered my sweet tea as a sacrifical offering to this McMorgan beast who obviously escaped the zoo only moments earlier. Scary, son.
by Joshua P. Oleander May 3, 2011