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Kickstand

When youre riding your bike in a terry cloth robe and your tip is hanging out of the bottom.
Today in central park, a man rode past me and hit me in the chin with his kickstand.
by joshee June 7, 2007
mugGet the Kickstandmug.

baby bruise

when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
by Joshee November 28, 2006
mugGet the baby bruisemug.

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.
i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.
by Joshee November 26, 2006
mugGet the shocking the globemug.

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