Mark: I wanted to finish my conversation with Demarcus, but I couldn't procraptinate any longer.
Joni: What did you do?
Mark: I texficated.
Joni: Smooth move.
Joni: What did you do?
Mark: I texficated.
Joni: Smooth move.
by Joseph Boldy August 15, 2010
individuals who blow their vuvuzela continuously without cessation often in/at inappropriate places/times.
The vuvuzealot ruined my brother's bar mitzvah.
Was he the same guy from your baby shower?
Yes. I hate him.
Was he the same guy from your baby shower?
Yes. I hate him.
by Joseph Boldy June 20, 2010
-noun
a psychological affliction where the desire to achieve a specific objective is so strong that one neglects his basal needs.
a psychological affliction where the desire to achieve a specific objective is so strong that one neglects his basal needs.
Abraham: Why are you so groggy?
Charlie: It's my damnbition, Dr. Maslow. I've been up for 4 days writing my 80 page term paper for your class.
Abraham: You should get laid... at a well-constructed buffet.
Charlie: It's my damnbition, Dr. Maslow. I've been up for 4 days writing my 80 page term paper for your class.
Abraham: You should get laid... at a well-constructed buffet.
by Joseph Boldy January 17, 2011