3 definitions by Jordo99

pisel

Someones who has a pencil size penis

I couldn't even cum. His pisel dick can't even satisfy a horny cockroach on heat

by Jordo99 January 20, 2020

ripstart

Putting anal beads into ones anus and then asking a partner (or yourself) to pullout the anal beads like you're ripstarting a lawn mower.

Person 1: What do you feel like doing tonight babe
Person 2: I wonder how it feels like when you ripstart a lawn mower
Person 1 : Say no more.

by Jordo99 January 20, 2020

Chuke

A person who is so desperate to be with someone, they sacrifice their overall happiness and personal well-being just to do so. They also sometimes do this to make a personal statement to friends and peers to boost their egos , but in reality they are slowly dying emotionally and mentally.

I can't believe Ray got back with that whore Melina again. He is such a dickless chuke. When shit hits the fan watch him drag his chuke ass back to us for emotional support.

by Jordo99 January 20, 2020