Definitions by Jordan Rivers

Rascalation 

acting in the way of a rascal, an action that is silly, funny, witty, or in some way amusing. A term used to describe a classic action of humor performed by a known Rascal. When responding to this humorous event it is appropriate to laugh in a jovial deep tone using the particular phrase "Ah ha ha ha ha, what Rascalation!"

Did you see what she just did, that was such Rascalation!

Rascalation by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010

Heaven Basket 

The Vagina of a woman whom one cares for deaply, not to be confused with a sausage wallet which is less desirable. A term of inderement for the vagina.

Baby, I love everything about you, including your heaven basket.

Heaven Basket by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010

Magic Meat Wand 

The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.

I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.

Magic Meat Wand by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010