3 definitions by Jordan Rivers

Heaven Basket

The Vagina of a woman whom one cares for deaply, not to be confused with a sausage wallet which is less desirable. A term of inderement for the vagina.

Baby, I love everything about you, including your heaven basket.

by Jordan Rivers July 14, 2010

Magic Meat Wand

The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.

I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.

by Jordan Rivers July 14, 2010

Rascalation

acting in the way of a rascal, an action that is silly, funny, witty, or in some way amusing. A term used to describe a classic action of humor performed by a known Rascal. When responding to this humorous event it is appropriate to laugh in a jovial deep tone using the particular phrase "Ah ha ha ha ha, what Rascalation!"

Did you see what she just did, that was such Rascalation!

by Jordan Rivers July 14, 2010