2 definitions by Jordan G., Joseph N.

Chuck Norris

n. The man with the hairiest balls on earth.

Chuck Norris is so cool he dusts ice cubes off his shoulders.

by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 18, 2007

Ronaldinho

n. The best soccer player in the world.

n. The guy that made bad teeth cool.

The only person who can beat Ronaldinho at soccer is Chuck Norris.

Joe: "Hey bro, did you know that Ronaldinho used to have straight teeth?"

Jordan: "For real, what happened?"

Joe: "Well, when Ronaldinho scored against Chuck Norris, Chuck gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face."

by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 18, 2007