Jordan Folkman's definitions

Off yourself

Killing yourself, committing suicide

"dude you are so lame, you need to off yourself"

"yea you butchered that you should just off yourself now"

by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009

Smoothie Walk

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.

"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.

by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009