JorDAN's definitions

MedTurt

when andrew lavodie gets high and thinks hes a turtle with supper powers

go into medturt mode now go in your shell

by Jordan October 9, 2004

punjabjab

a slang PUT DOWN to indians

tha silly punjabjab jus pushed in

by jordan July 27, 2003

Urn

Steals stuff, mostly ashtrays. Narcs on Proctor and Wall of Styrofoam to best friend warnica about sideshow.(see warnica)

Urn narc'ed on us and he stole my ashtray. Urn is an asshole.

by jordan December 8, 2003

Duckles

A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by Jordan November 19, 2004

SoHoe

1) A woman who lives, works, or exists in the SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. Typically wealthy, well-dressed, and not very bright.

2) A woman who will do anything to advance in the art world.

1) While in NYC, beware of SoHoes wearing silly hats from fc*uk.

2) I can't believe Sara sucked off that guy just so she'd get her own gallery. She's such a SoHoe!

by Jordan March 31, 2006

money mouth

someone who loves whirlled peas and faggots

man savannah is such a money mouth

by jordan September 6, 2004

mo

Short for homo, which is short for homosexual.

My roommate andy is a huge mo.

by Jordan March 10, 2005