by Jordan February 18, 2004

by Jordan May 07, 2004

Something Canada has plenty of. With over 2 trillion barrels of oil and about 300 billion barrels of which are recoverable in the Alberta Tar Sands, Canada now has the largest oil reserve in the world. At our current rate of global consumption- we consume about 75 million barrels of oil per day. With about 1.3 trillion barrels of known oil reserves in the world that consumption rate leaves us with about 40 years worth of gas guzzlin' pleasure.
by Jordan October 11, 2004

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)
Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!
by Jordan April 07, 2004

Friend: "My sister is going to UCF next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?"
Me: "Liked? Im still there"
Friend: "But its been 6 years"
Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"
Me: "Liked? Im still there"
Friend: "But its been 6 years"
Me: "I know! And Im still a junior!"
by Jordan November 16, 2003

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.
2. One of the greater bands on earth.
You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!
by Jordan December 17, 2004

When shopping for an "escort", oucall means they come to you, as opposed to incall where you go to them.
by Jordan March 02, 2005
