2 definitions by Jooky Sea Captain

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E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.
I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!
by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004
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Cash money, see also flow, from the old skool applesauce commercial "I got the motts." We've been using this since the late 80's in central Florida.
"You want to go to McDonalds."
"Yeah, but I ain't got the motts."
by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004
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