Definitions by Jooky Sea Captain

motts 

Cash money, see also flow, from the old skool applesauce commercial "I got the motts." We've been using this since the late 80's in central Florida.

"You want to go to McDonalds."
"Yeah, but I ain't got the motts."

motts by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004

Easy Jesus 

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.

I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!

Easy Jesus by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004