Definitions by Jonny Morrison

Age refraction threshhold

the 2 year anomaly in the space time continuum in which asain females go from lookin really young to suddenly lookin 800 years old.

Ming is a victim of the age refraction threshhold.
Ming at age 18: hot
Ming at age 50: hot like 18
Ming at 52: 800 years old

Age refraction threshhold by Jonny Morrison December 22, 2004

Gym Hat 

a condom- a prophylactic device rolled onto a dudes member so as to prevent pregnancy and aids.

hold on babe, gotta grab some gym hats.

Gym Hat by Jonny Morrison December 19, 2004

Huuuuuuuuuudge 

Originally created by Strong bad. This Mythical creature can usually be found lying motionless in a field ommitting wierd bubbles.

WHATCH OUT! don't step on the huuuuuudge!!!
or
Do not feed the huuuuuuuudge.

Huuuuuuuuuudge by Jonny Morrison December 17, 2004

Awfum 

A mix between "AWESOME" and "AWFUL" to create an adjective that means "cool." right between awful and awesome.

Billy:it was an awfum concert
Cedric: Meh, so so
Gerald: More or less

Awfum by Jonny Morrison December 17, 2004

Pieripulation 

The act of stealing pies

Archibald pieripulated at Mary Janes house..

Dudeman, looks like a classic case of pieripulation!

Pieripulation by Jonny Morrison December 17, 2004