Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?

by JonnoR August 14, 2012

Bra Boobs

Where you think that chick has a great rack but its just her bra giving her a shapely chest. ie kirsten stewart, mila jovovich

Dave: Man kirsten stewart must have a perk little rack

Jon: Nah man. Ive seen her in the runaways and twilight shes only got Bra Boobs. Shes flatter than a pancake shes only got nipples no boobies

Dave: Damn man. Just like Mila Jovovich

by JonnoR August 12, 2011

FFNESR

Fat
Fucks
Need
Ever
Swipe
Right

Used by tinder fuck bois and general curve or plus size tider surprise seekers

Hey im Calvin. I like the beach and lifting weights. FFNESR Prefer size 6 and smaller

by JonnoR December 26, 2016