meat kiwis

A synonym for testicles.

It's my second date with Tina tonite. I better trim up my meat kiwis incase I get some lovin'.

by Jona Skyday October 30, 2007

blue bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

by Jona Skyday January 04, 2009