Definitions by Jon P. D.

countertop cleaner 

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

countertop cleaner by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

cookie monster 

A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.

Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.

cookie monster by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

noops 

1. A word used to show consent.
2. An exclaimation of joy, or one's presence.
3. A word used to show disagreement.

It's spoon backwards mother bitches!
And just about the best mother fizucking words in the world.

1. Don't you think my dog has a huge cock? Yeah man, Noops.
2. Noops assclowns Jay Dizzle in the fucking hizouse.
3. Wouldn't you fuck Martha Stewart?
Ah fuck man, noops, what shitshower is wrong with you?

noops by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004