Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina

What is a woman?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit May 17, 2022

Florevity

(noun)

Definition: The fleeting yet intense feeling of joy that arises from small, beautiful moments in nature, like the first bloom of a flower in spring or the gentle rustling of leaves on an autumn day.

As she wandered through the sunlit meadow, a sense of florevity washed over her, filling her heart with peace.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit August 17, 2024

Mug

When someone approaches you on the street and threatens to hurt you if you don't give them something they want, usually money. I bet you thought I was going to say a thing you usually drink coffee from, but nope!

ASDF guy 1: You're gettin' mugged kid!

ASDF guy 2: No, you're getting mugged!

ASDF guy 1: *drops gun* Ayeouh, how does that even work!?

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 10, 2020

Google

The most common search engine, made in 1998.

Guy 1: Hey, when did Abraham Lincoln die?

Guy 2: I don't know. Let me Google that.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 4, 2020