krout

Word famously used by British and American soldiers in world war two as an insult to German soldiers. What the soldiers didn't realise at the time was that 'krout' was actually (and still is) the German word for Cabbage, hence 'sour krout'.

I wonder what the German soldiers must have thought when they saw a Platoon of Allied troops running towards them with behonettes yelling 'CABBAGE!'

Allied soldiers - Die you Krouts!
German Soldiers - Are they hungry?

by Jon Hazell September 15, 2008

pen and ink

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Stink'.

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'

by Jon Hazell May 11, 2006

bastardized bottomburp

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.

bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.

by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006