Definitions by Jon Dawg

Sykesbait

When you interact with online content expecting to see Sykes, the character from Shark Tale played by Martin Scorsese, but the content ends up being entirely different. Often leads to immense disappointment or anger.

Joe: "I clicked on a video with Sykes on the thumbnail, but I don't see him anywhere! This is Sykesbait!"

Sykesbait by Jon Dawg May 3, 2026

The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.

Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

The Octopus-Joseph Special by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026