Definitions by Jon David Ellis

orangacular boobabities 

The part of a woman's body that men seem to find questionable pleasure in. Often located directly below the collar bone. Allthough in some cases, they will point in various directions and sag towards the naval area.

"it seems gravity has gotten ahold of me and i have misplaced my orangacular boobabities."

orangacular boobabities by Jon David Ellis December 25, 2008

Nicklepump 

In ancient Greece, philosophical philosophers would refer to the male reproductive organ as a nicklepump, because when they would encounter an erection, their ticklestick would resemble a roll of nickles.

"is that a roll of nickles, or is it a nicklepump?!"

Nicklepump by Jon David Ellis December 25, 2008