Jon David Ellis's definitions

orangacular boobabities

The part of a woman's body that men seem to find questionable pleasure in. Often located directly below the collar bone. Allthough in some cases, they will point in various directions and sag towards the naval area.

"it seems gravity has gotten ahold of me and i have misplaced my orangacular boobabities."

by Jon David Ellis December 25, 2008

Nicklepump

In ancient Greece, philosophical philosophers would refer to the male reproductive organ as a nicklepump, because when they would encounter an erection, their ticklestick would resemble a roll of nickles.

"is that a roll of nickles, or is it a nicklepump?!"

by Jon David Ellis December 25, 2008