Jon's definitions

virii

Refers to people from planet virus. People who use this word usually received their GED two years after graduating from Sally Struthers University with degree in TV/VCR repair.

I was using my computer and noticed i was infected with some virii right before i was abducted and was anally probed.

by Jon November 10, 2003

PISS FLAPS

Nice pair of beef curtains

hanging down like a pair of curtains

by jon December 29, 2003

Saturn

The BEST Cars Around.

Whoever Says Saturn Cars Aren’t Cool Must Drive A Piece Of Crap Ford.

by Jon March 15, 2005

The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

lil' fizzin it

trying to do something that you know you can't really do.(like lil' fizz trying to dance)

"yo! lil fizz, quit tryin to lil fizz your dancing.

by jon August 16, 2003

Larapin

Also spelled larruping, this usually refers to food that tastes exceptionally good.

That fried chicked that grandma used to cook was down right larruping.

by Jon December 2, 2003

Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003