Jon's definitions
One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
by Jon March 13, 2005
Get the asslickermug. by jon March 30, 2003
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. (adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
by Jon October 29, 2004
Get the miszleresquemug. by Jon December 24, 2003
Get the G.R.I.T.S.mug. 
by Jon August 2, 2004
Get the quurrmug. 
Get the uncondomablemug.