Definitions by Jompee

kwame 

To send a secretive, sexual text message to a person other than your spouse. Often goes hand-in-hand with using one's political power to seduce women.

"Bill just bought his wife a huge diamond ring."
"Why, an anniversary?"
"Nah man, I think he's scared his wife is gonna find out about the kwame going on behind her back."

kwame by Jompee May 22, 2008

hightower 

Refers to an NCAA referee Ed Hightower. Not content with the athletes having the spotlight, Hightower will make an excessive number of calls to take control of the game. It will often result in one team being screwed, with a massive difference in fouls and free throws.

Name -- "Shit, Hightower is reffing the game tonight."
"I really don't feel like listening to that douche blow his whistle all night."
"Yeah, that guy pisses me off, let's go play laser tag."

Verb -- "The Raccoons got totally Hightowered in that game last night. Boy, they really got screwed."

hightower by Jompee May 21, 2008