Jolly Joe's definitions

Finger Vacuum

The act of picking up the largest and most noticeable pieces of fuzz/crumbs/lint on your floor, instead of actually vacuuming.

Parents are coming over, better do a quick finger vacuuming!

by Jolly Joe January 24, 2011

Sahid kingdom

Sahid kingdom is a program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is performed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can perform all of the buggery their heart's desire.

John-" Did you hear that Jake is going through sahid kingdom?!"
Elton- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program"

by Jolly joe September 18, 2018