4 definitions by Jollikush Lawnmower

Purple Antelopes

Purple Antelopes translates to the word “Niggers”

“Purple Antelopes!” *something bad happens*

by Jollikush Lawnmower February 23, 2019

Stoney Baloney

Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018