Johnwaylanblalock@gmail.com's definitions
A room in a house which is smaller than a Man Cave that is dedicated to the manual release of tension and stress via masturbation. These areas are a guilt free zone for partaking in the practice of self love via pornographic websites.
My wife and two kids were contributing to my already insurmountable stress levels, so I had to retreat to my masturbatorium for an hour and rub one out.
by Johnwaylanblalock@gmail.com December 26, 2016
Get the masturbatoriummug.