Johnny tats's definitions

negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

Gassle

the hassle that one goes through when getting gas

I had such a gassle today at Shell.

by Johnny Tats June 20, 2007

smokin pink taco

A term used to describe a womans pussy.

She had one tasty smokin pink taco.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

gaybriolet

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man

Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008