Gassle

the hassle that one goes through when getting gas

I had such a gassle today at Shell.

by Johnny Tats May 31, 2007

kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats September 16, 2008

after school specials

young girls walking home from school

The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007

ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 02, 2007

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 15, 2007