3 definitions by Johnny sons

Breakfasting

When you get glitched crown and r-key in the same run and dilute any pool of items, leading to breakfast being the only item to acquire from any pedestal. it kinda sad

Nerdy gamer: I had this sick run in the Binding of Isaac: Repentance, but than It started breakfasting and didn't get to see anymore synergies.

Normal guy: What the fuck are you talking about

by Johnny sons October 3, 2023

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

give-up-on-life pants

What Jake the dog calls sweat pants

Replace those give-up-on-life pants with take-over-the-world pants & do something BIG!

by Johnny sons October 7, 2023