Definitions by Johnny Yardrocks

yard taint 

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

yard taint by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

tainty 

The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.

I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.

tainty by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

shwants 

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

shwants by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

good gravy

A euphanism for "good god"

Good Gravy! That tang I hit last night was tight!

good gravy by Johnny Yardrocks March 22, 2005