Johnny Yardrocks's definitions

yard taint

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

good gravy

A euphanism for "good god"

Good Gravy! That tang I hit last night was tight!

by Johnny Yardrocks March 22, 2005

shwants

male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area

She wants my shwants.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

tainty

The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.

I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.

by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005