4 definitions by Johnny Yardrocks

The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.
I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.
by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005
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The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.
Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.
by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005
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male sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area
She wants my shwants.
by Johnny Yardrocks March 24, 2005
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