Johnny UCF's definitions

Chocolate Yan Yan

Having a person shit on the tip of a dick and then lick it off, like someone would do to a piece of yan yan candy.

I went to japan and saw lots of young girls who were eating yan yan. I paid one 5 yen to give me a chocolate yan yan. I was amazed when she unzipped my pants and took a dump on my cock and then licked it off. Now that was a good day substituting at the japanese elementary school.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

Dirty Motorboat

The act of sticking your face between a pair of butt cheeks and shaking your head violently while making noices that resemble a moter boat.

Orlando Bloom was a sexy elf, I would love to watch a documentary about ants with him and then give him a dirty motorboat after we eat eggplant salad.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

Naval Battle

When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.

It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010