Johnny UCF's definitions

Dirty Motorboat

The act of sticking your face between a pair of butt cheeks and shaking your head violently while making noices that resemble a moter boat.

Orlando Bloom was a sexy elf, I would love to watch a documentary about ants with him and then give him a dirty motorboat after we eat eggplant salad.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

Chocolate Yan Yan

Having a person shit on the tip of a dick and then lick it off, like someone would do to a piece of yan yan candy.

I went to japan and saw lots of young girls who were eating yan yan. I paid one 5 yen to give me a chocolate yan yan. I was amazed when she unzipped my pants and took a dump on my cock and then licked it off. Now that was a good day substituting at the japanese elementary school.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

Naval Battle

When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.

It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.

by Johnny UCF August 31, 2010

Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010