Definitions by Johnny Twothumbs

Facebook Veneer 

The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Facebook, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Facebook Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.

I got a peek behind Clarinda's Facebook Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.

Facebook Veneer by Johnny Twothumbs September 29, 2010

Non-Event Horizon 

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

Non-Event Horizon by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010