Johnny Tremain's definitions

ching

Someone who shits, and then smears the shit all over their penis and atempts to lick it off.

Paul spends all his time in the restroom being a ching

by Johnny Tremain February 28, 2008

adelhelm

A person who pulls someones asshole hair with their teeth.

I was to afraid to shave my ass so I got an adelhelm to do it

by Johnny Tremain February 28, 2008

beezley

a person who eats human fecal matter. plain and simple

Be sure to flush the toilet, Harrison's a total beezley. He might eat the shit out of the toilet.

by Johnny Tremain February 29, 2008

Leveret

a mythological creature that lives in the forests of canada. It makes a low pitch growl when americans approach it. In it's spare time it eats people, sleeps, and rides a unicycle. It is also very hairy.

Watch out steve their might be a Leveret nearby.

by Johnny Tremain February 29, 2008