Definitions by Johnny Tats

shade out 

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

shade out by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

shower shit 

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

shower shit by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

corn camper 

a term for a flaming homosexual

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!

corn camper by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

peanut wrangler 

a flaming fucking faggot

Look at that peanut wrangler over in the corner!

peanut wrangler by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

hanes paint 

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

hanes paint by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

white knuckling 

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

white knuckling by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

ass agent 

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

ass agent by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007